Am I Wicked or Just Tired

Is it a mom fail when the world keeps spinning without you?

Dear Automatic Toilet

I just wanted to let you know I wasn’t done when you decided to prematurely flush and send your toilet water spraying all over my unmentionables. I was just bending forward to grab the toilet paper from the guts of the dispenser. Not to make light of the situation, but I’m pretty sure what youContinue reading “Dear Automatic Toilet”